Last Tuesday, military officers from a base close to our school came and visited, just like other colleges visit. They explained the pros and cons (well, probably not the cons) of life in the military, your education, etc, etc.
WELL, the reason most of the kids were there was the free stuff. ( I hate to say it, but it's true).
For saying "hi", you got a sticker.
For giving them your name and address, you got a mouse pad.
75 chest-to-ground pushups got you a shirt.
Let me tell you, it was intense.
The military guy was NOT very nice at all. He would yell at the poor boys that tried pushups and failed.
Even some buff gymnasts couldn't make it.
We (Karina and I) decided to loosen that guy up... with our secret weapon, Ab.
He signed his name and address on the pad before the pushups. (as Robert Smith, 12345 Beverly Hills, 49840)
And then, after 24 beautiful pushups (he didn't even know he could do that many :D)...
Ab did the worm. It was amazing.
We didn't stay long enough to see the military dude's reaction.. but it was pretty priceless.
I have the coolest friends.