Monday, March 29, 2010

The Age-Old Question

I need your opinion. Greatly.
And it only takes 30 seconds to answer. Maybe less, if you're like a ninja. (Maybe more, if you're a Captain Hook kinda person)

Please answer the age old question...
(No, not the chicken and the egg)

Which is better: The Pirate, the Ninja, or the Zombie?
(and you earn extra vampire kisses for elaborating!)

22 comments:

Lauren said...

The ninja. Because Napoleon Dynamite had ninja skills....

Sam said...

Pirate! It seems like it'd be hard to get to know a ninja and I'd never want to get to know a zombie. Yep, pirates are the best! I mean, Johnny Depp, hello?!

Alexandria said...

Hmmm...I say the ninja. They have cool outfits and ninja stars. End of story.

Vanessa said...

Ninjas all the way. Hi, never seen?! Love it!

colleenroselle said...

NINJA.

Kelley said...

Pirate! :)

linnykins said...

The pirate! Arrrr. You could have a parrot and a peg leg!

Alyssa said...

Ninja. For the sole reason that they didn't leave any tracks in the pic. Tres cool.

Jacki said...

ninja, because i obviously am one.

kelzone said...

none.

chuck norris is the best.

but i would say his skills are demonstrated closest (but never up to par) by zombies. cause everyone is scared of him.

Emily Sue said...

what the heck zombies!!! duhhhhhh!!!! zombies are so scary and can't even die unless you shoot them with a silver bullet.... dang it that's a werewolf.

nonetheless i say zombie! they are the hardest to kill and they smell so people run away from them faster!! haha.

love this post!!! yay!!

Shreya said...

the picture is just adorably funny :D

i think the Ninja!

Ria said...

the pirate for sure! :)

Andy said...

Ninjas. They are cool. Pirates don't really enjoy their lifes, surely, its pretty much a cockfest. Zombies are dead and have no personality.

Darian said...

pirate!

The Childlike empress said...

haha!
i love the picture!

i love zombie movies way more than pirate of ninja movies....but i cant say i'd like to be one....

Alisha said...

When it comes to movies I like pirate movies but when it comes to real life, it doesn't get better than a ninja.

Kellie said...

Ah what the heck! No love for the zombies.

In terms of coolness, zombies. Nothing says cool like being alive even though you're supposed to be dead! I mean, come on!
In terms of kickass-ness though, probably a ninja.

Justice Pirate said...

in reality. . none. they all are out to kill people.

Mar said...

Pirate! Except on every other Thursday, then I pick a Ninja :)

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sheivafish said...

Pirates.

So, I'm going to expand this question a little, because its not just these three that are confused. I will start with the easiest ones to bash, and finish by comparing pirates and ninjas (the real competitors).

Zombies - Dead, no personality, can't die. Unfair advantage much? And who wants to be a zombie?

Cowboys - Girls rule. Who wants to be defined by a cow? Native American genocide. Not okay.

Vikings - Wannabe pirates. And what's with "Harna harna harna"?

Vampires - Twilight. Once again, male vampires are hot, but what about females? Garlic is delicious.

Okay so time for Pirates vs. Ninjas. I'm prepared, Amir made me justify my reason for choosing pirates years ago:
- Pirates are proud of what they do. They have a flag, and announce their presence everywhere. Ninjas sneak around as though embarrassed. If you're doing something wrong, at least believe in it fully.
- Pirates accept the handicapped. Ninjas don't. Have you ever seen a ninja with one leg or one eye? This shows that pirates are more accepting of others, while ninjas are prejudiced.
- Ninja's are afraid of water. Thats just sad.
- Ever heard of Ninjas of the Caribbean? I didn't think so.
- Pirates can sing, and even if they can't, they're not embarrassed.
-Pirates have more than just 2 toes per foot. We were created with 5 toes for a reason, so maybe we should appreciate it.
- Girl pirates allow themselves to be feminine, and different from male pirates. How do you tell the gender of a ninja? And most people assume ninjas are male.
- Pirates like color. They're like the Fauves of the bad guys. They loose crew members all they time, and despite the fact that they are respectful, they are not constantly in mourning. Unlike ninjas.
- Pirates have cool hats.
- Ninjas all dress the same. There is no individuality in being a ninja.
- Pirates live in groups. They are not lonely, or antisocial. *cough cough*